I miss Hulkamania. I
cant say that I was ever that big of a fan, but I find myself waxing nostalgic for
the days when the good guys were clearly good, and the bad guys were clearly bad. I miss
the sense of hope that I would feel when a bad wrestler saw the error of his evil ways and
joined up with the guys in white. I miss the wide-eyed innocence of a time where the
Hulkster was actually a role model to millions of little kids everywhere. When Hulk Hogan
defected to the dark side I lost a little bit of faith in the world. And this new
generation of WWF wrestlers has done nothing to restore it. Gone are the days of the good
versus bad. Now all we have are post-modern shades of gray. The moral ambiguity of the
modern WWF is brought to life in the latest Smackdown game for the Sony PlayStation and
fans couldnt have hoped for a more faithful translation of our modern day gladiator
games.WWF Smackdown 2: Know Your Role is quite simply one of the best games that
Ive played on the PlayStation. In fact, its so good that I actually found it
even more disturbing than its real life counterpart. Ive been avoiding wrestling
games pretty successfully up until now as a kind of silent opposition to what the WWF has
become, and this game was so faithful to its franchise that its going to keep me
away from all other wrestling games in the future. I cannot reiterate enough how
impressive a game Smackdown 2 truly is. All of the characters, moves, and drama of the WWF
is meticulously recreated on your PlayStation. This game will undoubtedly suck valuable
hours from the lives of any that play it
In
real live wrestling its pretty obvious when the wrestlers arent actually
making contact with their opponents. Its so theatrical that it becomes a sort of
second rate pageantry, but on the PlayStation, theres no need to fake things. The
animated characters cant hurt one another. This is the first game that Ive
played where Ive actually flinched as my wrestler was getting the tar beat out of
him.
The
graphics are some of the sweetest that Ive ever seen on the PSone. You have a ton of
wrestlers to choose fromall of the attitude and silicon of the WWF is here for your
playing enjoyment. I was amazed at how well the likenesses of the wrestlers were captured.
They not only look like their real life counterparts, they strut like them too. Their
intros are as gaudy and over the top as they are on TV.
There
are so many different modes of play and arenas that Ive lost count. You can fight in
the parking lot, you can fight in the locker rooms. You can beat someone with your fist,
or you can use a chair. If you can think of a way and a place in which to hurt someone,
you can probably recreate it here. The replay value on this game is unlimited. The
"create-a wrestler" mode is also really well done. You can create
everything from the stereotypical Hulk Hogan types to freaked out transvestite avengers.
A
note of caution: this game is rated T for teen, but only barely. It definitely walks the
line of an M rated game, if thats a standard you use in deciding what to purchase
for your kids to play. The only reason I can see that it avoided the M rating is due to
the lack of blood in the game. I actually found this game more violent than your typical
Quake type games because of the level of realism that theyve been able to achieve.
Fragging people with youre a M-16 is a lot more surreal than kicking someone
repeatedly in the crotch. The characters move a little slower than they do in real life
and it makes the wrestling almost hyper-realistic. You can see the Rock setting up a
pile-driver so far in advance that you have enough time for your life to flash before your
eyes. Although I would be a little concerned about my kids trying their hand at
pile-drivers because of this game, Im a lot more worried about them emulating the
wrestlers taunts. But, if theyre already watching the WWF, theyre
probably already doing the taunts for you.
I
know that Ive spent more time discussing the nature of the WWF than the actual game
itself. Theres really not a whole lot I can say about this game. If you like the
modern incarnation of the WWF then this game should be a no-brainer. If youre not a
fan of wrestling, I dont even know why youre reading this in the first place.
This is the first wrestling game that Ive ever played. And because it was so well
done, it will probably be my last. It was so realistic that it took me back to the
schoolyard bullies who would beat me up during recess, and thats a place that I
really dont want to go back to. But, if youre a wrestling fan, WWF Smackdown 2
has everything you could hope forall the sex and violence and none of the those
pesky scruples to get in the way.