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Gary
Coleman to Star in "Postal 2"
May 20, 2002 |
Tucson, AZ - As the
most dangerous videogame developers in the short history of man, Running With Scissors
today confirmed that Gary Coleman, America's most beloved and belittled TV star, will play
himself in POSTAL 2, the anxiously awaited sequel to the original PC cult classic!
"Gary's been a Postal fan since the beginning," gloated Vince Desi, Running With
Scissors' CEO. "Just like adult diapers and apple pie, Postal and Gary Coleman
are true American icons, so it made perfect sense to ask him to come join the frothy red
fray of POSTAL 2. And for the first time in videogame history, a celebrity will actually
appear as himself!"
Coleman, a contributing editor for UGO.com and equally well-known videogame enthusiast and
industry expert, backed-up Running With Scissors' declaration with his trademark sense of
irreverent humor by rhetorically asking fans, "Friend? Foe? YOU decide while on your
quest for the nectar of the bovine!"
"Evil hath no wrath like a lactose-dependant man scorned," continued Coleman
with a grin. "I've joined forces with the guerilla army of Running With Scissors to
unleash the ultimate abomination for all to enjoy: POSTAL 2! Pull the pin and let me in!
I'll help you take the game world by storm by getting rid of those daily 'politically
correct' headaches with hand grenades and shotgun blasts!"
"Gary's not pulling your chain here," chimed in Desi. "The first day we had
Gary at our camp in Tucson, we took him out for a little Running With Scissors' style
'first-person' fun. That means shooting full-auto for all those gun-grabbing/game-banning
politicians out there."
POSTAL 2 is being built using Epic Game's UNREAL engine technology and MathEngine's Karma
physics. Combined with Running With Scissors' own Liquid software, it makes for a pure
adrenaline gaming experience. POSTAL 2 will be available worldwide this fall.
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